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Alan irritates me, I swear to God, I would pull a 2 feet pipe up his ass. -.- I'm talking about Alan Harper, not Jon Cryer. Alan is the most dull rat bastard. -.- Charlie: Just give me a few bucks, I have to go to the ATM Alan: When will I get it back? You're asking Charlie when will you get money back?! Inspecting the situation like you're giving up $1000 dollars, not a bullshit amount of 38 dollars. How about you ask yourself how you've been fucking living in his house for 6 years, not showing ONE % of appreciation. He whines about what MILK Berta should get, never gives a damn how much it costs, (Not that it matters but still) and you have the balls to FIGHT with Charlie, take his gas from his car so you'd get your fucking 38 dollars he owes you?! What about what he owes Charlie?! What if we were to calculate every single thing Charlie has paid for, including everything Alan does around the house that makes more expenses?! I'd LOVE to see how he'd h

Oh my gosh, this is so awesome! My friend found some new awesome apps, you have maybe read,  Photo Editing!  And he made me a picture, even though I didn't ask for it. :3 None of this was on here, except these two anime characters. All of the lighting and these light balls and what not are added in, and of course my Twitter username. :3 It's so freaking cool! I downloaded the thing on my tablet but I had no patience to work on my photos or anything. I asked him if he could do another, only Snowflake would be on it. :3 Yey! I'm excited! I really love it! Thank you mah friend!

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Charlie failed at first time sex with Mia 'cause he was sober. Mia: Charlie, listen to me. I love YOU, not your money or your car or your house or your skills in bed. Charlie: What's left?! Mia: Charlie... Charlie: Come on, come on, you're saying that if I was some pencil weenie guy, living in a shack and taking the bus to my job selling oranges in the free way off ramp you'd still love me? Mia: Yes, I would still love you. Charlie: Okay, I understand now. Mia: Good. Charlie: You're insane. Mia: Why, because I love the real you? Charlie: No, no, because you think there is a real me. Mia: Would you believe I loved you if my eyes had rolled back my head had blown off? Charlie: It would be a start. Mia: Alright, I guess we're just gonna have to try again. Charlie: Hang on, hang on, how am I gonna know you're not faking it just to make me feel better? Mia: Honey, if I was gonna fake it, don't you think I would've done it the first time

There you see her, sitting there across the way. She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her and you don't know why but you're dying to try, you wanna kiss the girl. Yes, you want her. Look at her, you know you do. Possible she wants you too , there is one way to ask her. It don't take a word, not a single word , go on and kiss the girl . Sha la la la la la My oh my, look at the boy, too shy , he ain't gonna kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la Ain't that sad? Ain't it a shame?  Too bad, he gonna miss the girl. Now's your moment. Ya, ya, ya Floating a blue lagoon. Ya, ya Boy you better do it soon , no time will be better. Ya, ya, ya, ya She don't say a word and she won't say a word  until you kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la Don't be scared , you got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la Don't stop now, don't try to hide it how you wanna kiss the girl. Sha la l

Yeah, this is a miracle. I am going to bed before Alex is, do you know what this means guys? And on a Friday... But I do have a reason though! My mom and grandmother are going to the market tomorrow and they'll be back around 11, they have to wake me up and since I'm a lazy ass bitch, I'll linger and stall away in my bed and I have to eat breakfast, take a good shower, then blow-dry, CURL my hair once more, help mom with some final decorating (By the way, I'll show you some picture tomorrow night, or on Sunday!) And awesome, just now I am finding out the movie theater has changed the time schedule of the movies... Turns out we'll have to go at 17:20 which isn't a problem at all. Originally it was 16:50. xD Anyway! Yeah. Oh my god, this dude is shocking me by the minute. He wants to pay for my tickets and one ticket costs $8.20 dollars, I think with the 3D glasses... It's still a lot. Both of ours is $15.21 dollars. I feel bad. ;_; He's paying for

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I forgot to mention winter break started today! It was a great day at school. We should've had five classes. English, Serbian class, Civil class, Chemistry and PE. My English teacher pissed me off 'cause she gave me a B after grades like this; {A,A,A, B,B,A}. NOT FAIR.  Serbian class was pretty boring, 'cause she made us write and she taught and lectured. Civil class was of course, as freaking always, awesome. We talked, mostly about school 'cause it was our last class this semester and it was cool! Chemistry was quite as awesome, we didn't do anything. We asked our teacher nicely not to make us do anything and she was like, "We can't just stare at each other...I can either reassess us or we could've done tasks", we were like, Well can we just do nothing? and she was like, Yeah, sure. :3 So the whole class, and it was little of us today, so it was a real chill class. After that, we should've had PE but the teacher let us go, so we ha

I really do.. I don't know why. I'm actually getting ready. :3 And of course, 2& 1/2 Men is in the background. Hold on..! Ok I'm ready! I really really need to wash my hair, for tomorrow as well. Gad! I'm so excited for the movie tomorrow! The Hobbit; The desolation of Smaug! Gad gad gad! It will be so fun! I will eat like a freaking pig as Alex stares at me and hopes I won't start opening my mouth towards him to swallow him... I won't! But he'll think I'm a damn pig. Oh well... it's better to know me now, than be disappointed later. Marbles is sleeping right next to me, I have no idea where Kooky went. I'll drink coke nao a little bit and theen, head off to moms!

Very soon.

I went to school today, I got some of my final grades after our 1st semester. Today I know I will have a fucking B in English, that is bugging me BIG TIME, Arts A, Chemistry C... :3 I got back home and slept for two hours... I was really tired. I got up and felt like I had been laying down for 20 hours so I went to to take a walk that took around 40 minutes, and I was back home in an exact hour. I got me some snacks. I got myself some Pionir Menthol bombones. Two packs of chips, two KitKatWhite candy bars and Choco Biscuits. :3 Yey! I love mint stuff so much. :3 And I'm sorry, I have to get these cats out of here. -.- Oh and coke, duh! I am sitting, nibbling on my bombones, and watching Two and a half men! Season one, episode 4.. Yeaaah, love me this show! And oh oh oh! The plan is back on! I am going to the movies with Alex on Saturday, we ARE watching The Hobbit 2 in 3D! FUCKING AWESOME, I can't wait!! The movie is so fantastic! :DI can't waa-a-ait! It will be so

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Ok my cat just jumped on my keyboard and deleted everything I have written down ._. Thankfully, it wasn't a lot. Anyway, I was bawling to Mike a couple of days ago he responded like, ''In two days I am off, I promise! I'll be able to call and video chatt and we'll talk! Okay?", I jumped THANKYOU! And that's today! I am so freaking excited, we haven't in ages! At least like... 6months. ;-; Probably is why i am SO FREAKING EXCITED... So excited I am terrified... I feel like we're video chatting for the first time, I dreaded that moment for so long. :3 I hope he can after 1-2pm his time 'cause I wanna be on camera too and I won't have the laptop until 7, 7:30 my time so. ;_;  Imagine if he said no, I can't then, I have to earlier... I'd be sad for the rest of the night. But that won't happen! It will be fun and great and long! :3 And I can't believe he might be working for Christmas...  For me Christmas is on the 7th

Why didn't anyone tell me it came freaking out?! If Mary didn't tell me I would've never known! I wanna watch it, omg! I loved the first one! I hope they are in theaters, I'll check... YES YES YESomg! They're giving out at the mall in 3D! I am so going to watch! ...Daaamn it. I was supposed to go with Alex this weekend to the movies and I wanted to watch it with him but the smock didn't watch the first one! >:c Fuck you, I'm so disappointed right now... Fuck you, what about me! God, I'd so choke him right now... ._. Plus they shut down the theatre in my favorite mall, Ušće, come on, what else can go wrong. We have to go to Delta which their site, is fucking stupid.. I can't figure any of this out... Damn, I lost my spirits.. 

I just fed my kitties some fish from a can, they absolutely love that! For those who don't know, I have 3 kitties and two big cats that are both female. They're sisters actually but they don't remember each other 'cause they were apart for awhile. I wanna cuddle my kitties so bad right now but they just ate, if I move them around in my arms I hear their stomach disagreeing. ;///; I don't want my babies to vomit. I'll feed them again but it's a horrible feeling... I am gently scratching Teeny's ears and I stopped to write, she gave me that look like, ''Who told you to stop?''. :3 I have one female kitty, Teeny 'cause she is, guys she's so small... Her head is almost the same size as my fist and trust me, I have small hands. I think you can see her she's actually very small.. I can't show the other ones 'cause they're so hyper and they're getting away from me as soon as I grab'em so maybe later when

Mom came back home and she was how I curled my hair and I took my opportunity to use my tablet! Yey! I took a few pictures with this beautiful white hat she has and Bojana has actually a very simialar one. Only another design but it's the same for everything else! I also got some candy from her boyfriend I have never tried before.  I'm so spamming with photos and I will stop but I loove my haair you guys! I wish it could stay like this forever, damn it! But! These look like little sparkled worms.. Imma try them. :3 They're gummy... Aaah they're sour! It's so cool! They have like sugar over them but it's sour.. They're really strong but really good. It's too much for mom, she took a bite and spit it out. xD She's being dumb, she just slided the sugar off of it so of course it was all sour, no taste. But eeh.. They're good!

Joy to the world, I'm getting laid. I'm getting laid toniight. We'll light the yulog, deck the halls and then we'll play some jingle balls. It's been a real long wait, this is our second date.  It's Christmas eve and I'm getting laaid. ... Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oria. Tonight I'm boinking Gloriaa.  4 call girls, 3 French maids, 2 driunk twins and a lap dance in a pear tree.  Is there a time where I don't love Charlie H? :D ♡

Okay, you guys should know, my very favorite animal in the world is a cat, which I think I have that in common with Kalel, but yeah. I cannot live without a cat in the house or a pet in general, especially if I end up living alone for awhile when I grow up, I will have a pet in there. :3 So, I thought I'd share my favorite wild cat species since I don't like EVERY wild cat. This might come as a shock but I don't really like lions, they're not that appealing to me. They're nice of course, I like them but they're not in my favorites. I'm not sure I'll list all of them 'cause there are around like, what, 30 types of wild cats out there and I know this 'cause I love them so much. The ones I absolutely adore and I'd so keep them as pets. 1. Jaguars; He's so freaking beautiful and so similar to a tiger and a cheetah, they're all so alike. :3 2. Cheetahs; Jesus freaking Christ, look at that body and that little tiny head

Okay guys, I spent the last 7 hours watching at Kalel and Anthony's videos. I gave some Smosh videos a chance but no, I can't. The only thing I sort of find amusing is Anthony's face, and not even amusing, just handsome. :3 But yeah, I spent literally like, the last 6 hours and 40 minutes just watching and re-watching. I started with all of Kalel's old channels and vlogs and I was actually surprised the couple of channels other than WonderlandWardrobe and WULAS  (WatchUsLiveAndStuff) have so little vlogs. Maybe like 5 tops. But anyway! I first started with WULAS which doesn't really make sense because I'm actually going backwards but it's okay. I've already like watched, all of the 110 videos but I re-watched them all from the beginning and it was still so very entertaining and I still laughed at many of them. Then I crossed onto WW and It's really cool to. I'm getting used to Kalel with blueish-greenish hair, she's really cute. ^^ I re

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Haai everyone. Well, this next thing cheered my day up. I was sad because of my previous post but! For some more info, my friend Angel started an art blog just yesterday.  Angel's art blog . Her drawings are super cool and I think you'll agree, I think they are. She started drawing, what I think was originally for her and her boyfriend but it kinda reversed to me, I might be wrong but she made a speedpaint of it!  Pretend game! It's so freaking beautiful! The finished piece is just wow. It's her's, it's her full credit and I'll actually ask if I can use it on twitter, or somewhere, I don't know. I'm the black panther by the way and she's a cheetah. I love the fact we're holding each other's tail's and the background is all like pretty, like we're on a meadow. :3 It's so freaking beautiful! Thank you. This cheered me up. It's really sweet!

This turned into a deep post even though that wasn't my intention but my words got the best of me. I meant to just say a few words about the song Numb, but it turned into a "confession" of some sort. If you're not in the mood to read about something rather sad, don't go down. It's about my life, me, my dad.

Soul mate - Two little words, one big concept. A belief that someone, somewhere is holding the key to your heart, and your dream house. All you have to do is find them. So, where is this person? And if you loved someone and it didn't work out, does that mean they weren't your soul mate? Were they just a runner-up contestant in this game show we call "Happily ever after"? And, as you move from age box to age box and the contestants get fewer and fewer, are your chances of finding your soul mate less and less? Soul mates, reality or torture device?  

Obsessed with Kalel and Anthony, everyone knows and I watched an old old video on Kalel's previous channel, they tried to make a Gingerbread house. :3  The world's most beautiful Gingerbread hous! It's really funneh and perverted, they accidentally started saying things that reffer to sex,dicks and so on. xD 2:28 ''Yeah, this is to make it stick up''. 2:31 ''I want it to be bigger...'' 3:25 ''See it's too long'' 3:28 'Better too long than not long enough'' 5:04 ''It's already coming out, Jesus'' 5:45 ''This is hard and I don't like it'' 6:10 ''It's coming out too fast'' 6:23 ''Why is this so hard!'' 7:27 I didn't quite understand this, she was biting on candy but she said something ''Too big'' 8:08 ''Man i'm shaking, I'm squeezing so hard'' 8:28 ''Fill all the hole's

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Everyday, day, day I fall for you a little mo-o-ore. And every night, night, night I dream of you so beautifu-u-ul. Every time we laugh I see the sparks flying. Every time you blush I feel those butterflies.  Baby how we feel will always be in style forever and ever. This love is never gonna fade. We are timeless. We are timeless. My heart will never ever change. We are timeless. We are timele-e-ess and we're gonna la-a-ast.  Our love will always feel this way. We are timeless!  We are timeless...! Just 'cause it's a sweet short song. :3

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Hellow everyone. I want to start this off first of all with an apology, I'm sorry I was so inactive the past monthS, but I'm not really in the greatest place at my house with the Internet and my father so I try on weekends as much as I can but when I just don't have the inspiration, blogging just doesn't work. Anyway! This was originally supposed to be for my dear friend, Alex,  who had an awesome idea today which was to start blogging. He got the idea from me obviously, so he did. He just started, made the blog an hour ago or so - so be kind.  Comic King's blog of awesomeness He mainly said everything I am supposed to say in his introduction and I am to be completely honest with you guys, a little jealous. He has a better vocabulary when it comes to English and I always try to look up to people like that, Dean is one of the many candidates but I always fail. Anyway! Geez. If you're into gaming, talking about gaming, sharing opinions, sports, or even rand

Guys, It's the 15th of December and I don't feel a thing. I feel like we're at the beginning of September or something,and in like 15 days it's 2014... For Catholics soon it's Christmas. what the fuck... I am not so excited for 2014... I want it to come, I'm hoping it'll be a better year than 2013. I'm not making any sense! I want it to come but I don't have my hopes for it... 2013 was HORRIBLE for me... I absolutely loved 2012, hopefully I will 2014... 2012 was awesome... It was a little rough at first, with Kevs and all but I just went into a whole new journey at the time, thanks to Poroner. ^^ Something new was happening and I met Mikey that year and we got together then. A little while after I met Huii.. Not looking back, not any drama, fight, immature blow-off over Angel's and I's blog doesn't matter, none of it, it was all with the people I cared and met just not long before. ^^ I can't even say how I'd label my years

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This time baby, I'll be bulletproof. Created by lalalakailex and taken 201 times on Bzoink What is your dream job?: English teacher! How many kids do you want to have?: 2... What is the last song you were listening to?: Mmm, I think Jabba The Hutt by Pewds! :D What is your favorite soda?: Coke! What is the way you would like to be engaged to?: Mm... on a beach maybe.. or.. idk! Anywhere. ^w^ Do you like myspace or facebook better?: Facebook. Are you in love?: Yes! If you were to have a baby boy right now, what would you name him?: O.o ..Mason!♡ What kind of car do you drive?: I don't drive. What color is your room?: Whitee :3 Do you have a job? If so, where?: ;w; Do you think people should wait until they are in love to have sex?: I guess, it's better. :3 What was the last thing you ate?: Sunflower seeds. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes, my teddy! ;) ♡ What color is your underwear?: White.. i think. What is your favorite smell on a b

You guys all know about Smosh, the famous Ian and Anthony combo? Everyone knows about them. Well I have been obsessed with Anthony's and Kalel's videos on YouTube, they're currently in Japan. Check out their channel, they're awesome and really funny WatchUsLiveAndStuff ! Anyway, this post isn't about them, it's about finding out Kalel has a blog, which I haven't really seen ever before. Just now in their most recent video where they are in Disneyland in Japan, I was like wut! But yeah, I went and I loved it. Even though I'm not entirely interested in fashion or make-up, I don't have that glow inside of me... or any really but it's really really pretty. Frilly & Fancy! That's the name of her blog and I think she called it that way because it represents her style, sassy, frilly and fancy. :3 I read around 3 blogposts, I am not a liar.  which I thought it was completely beautiful and so honest. I never knew anything about Kalel, much

Haai everyone. My feet are fucking killing me! Me and mom just got back home from the mall Ušće. It was so freaaking awesome! Today has been great, in great detail. Little things made me happy which surprises me. First, in school, my teacher didn't grade our Chemistry test so that made me happy. I will get them on Wednesday. I got this voucher at the end of 8th grade at the amount of $59. Which is 5,000 dinara for Gigatron! It's a computer store, check it out if you don't know about it. Anyway! I've always wanted headphones for music! Not those ear buds, but they're really expensive, like $30 and this was a great opportunity! I had to spend ALL of the 60 dollars otherwise I don't get back my change if I don't, 'cause it's a voucher so mom bought herself an adapter for her hard drive or something? I don't know the right translation. We even had to step in like 7 dollars. :3 I can't show you sadly, I can't take good pictures of them b

Haai guyss.. Back from school like an hour ago, but I got out of my house as soon as I could! xD First we had English class and my teacher complimented me on my work, knowledge and everything else. Then we had Biology and she didn't get to me so I got left un touched! Yey. Theen, we had Arts and we wrote a lot. For the next two weeks we won't really have Arts. We only have it on Thursdays, one class a week and next Thursday we have the Blok practice again and the one after that, the comission is coming, people are taking tests for college. :3 So I have two weeks to finish all my work. And then, we had two classes of Chemistry. The first was chill, we practiced for a test afterwards. There were 8 tasks, I did 7.. I'm getting a D. I feel it. D: Omg..! Again? Tokyo again?! really? I'm so jeaaalous!! I can't wait till they try things again! Foods! I hope they will! But come on, they we're like, this summer! I'm so jelly! It was uploaded 5 hours ago, so

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Psycho reminded me of some.. and I just thought it'd be cute to share. :3 Okay, first on my list was, I wasn't VERY little but I was a lot younger than now. It was like maybe 3rd grade, so I was what, 9? :3 My dad works in shifts and mom works in a firm, so her schedule is always the same. Through 7am to 3pm. When dad would work the 1st shift, he leaves before mom, around 5am. Since I was a hyperactive child, I usually never slept or I woke up early because I slept the whole day before.. and I would ask dad for school money. My parents never had small bills, always gave me at least 5 or sometimes 10 dollars (That's either 500 or 1000 dinara) which is A LOT. I'd hide the money and when mom would wake up, she's ask if dad gave me money and I'd say No. >;3 Sounds like I was a little meanii as a child but noo.. It was cute to them too. :3 Also! I used to write on our white walls with mom's make-up... Like the first 3 times, I ruin all of it! I didn

I don't mean like... I'm scared of lions! I would be if I saw one right in front of me or something, but I'm not.. I mean, he is a wild animals but in zoo's, why would you be scared of him? He's beautiful. :3 I mean like.. animals that can be domestic actually but I'm scared of them and  I think you can count a snake in there... Read till the end if you care. xD Monkeys!  I am so freaking scared of monkeys. They freeak me out. There are some monkeys that are cuute, mostly baby monkeys but every other one is just scarryy. Monkeys grow REALLY sharp and long teeth, baboons especially! Gorilla's not so much but they're still SHARP as hell! But Baboon's, jesus. I think they're longer than lions front teeth. Tell me he isn't freaky...  They're really like... eww... ew... I thought Squirrel monkeys are cute but no... Omg, there was thisss, uum, like white-faced Saki monkeys! They freaking look like a mix of vultures and a s

I usually have nightmares when it comes to dreams. My dreams usually consist of either abnormal things that describe the things that are bothering me or stressing me out, or they are random and some inverted situation of how I'd like things to be. It's kind of confusing. To be honest, I very rarely dream anything, but when I do, it's a cycle and it has a reason. For me, it rarely happens that after a bad day, I dream anything or have a nightmare though that has happened if It upset me really bad. Usually, I don't dream anything until bad things repeatedly happen or the stress keeps on growing or moving onto the next day and the next, you get what I'm saying? Me being me, I keep the stress in and I don't cry, I don't let it out except for the usual methods; To take it out on the people that get across my path even though they don't deserve it but I tend to control that. If the stress keeps growing and moving on and I don't do anything, there w