It's Christmas eve and...

Joy to the world, I'm getting laid.
I'm getting laid toniight.
We'll light the yulog, deck the halls and then we'll play some jingle balls.
It's been a real long wait, this is our second date. 
It's Christmas eve and I'm getting laaid.
...
Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oria.
Tonight I'm boinking Gloriaa. 
4 call girls, 3 French maids, 2 driunk twins
and a lap dance in a pear tree. 

Is there a time where I don't love Charlie H? :D ♡

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