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This name or that name

This or That - Girl's Names Created by avengeance and taken 138 times on Bzoink

We're the tyrants that guard the land

We're the tyrants that guard the land Created by lacertine and taken 163 times on Bzoink

Love isn't blind, it's retarded

Charlie failed at first time sex with Mia 'cause he was sober. Mia: Charlie, listen to me. I love YOU, not your money or your car or your house or your skills in bed. Charlie: What's left?! Mia: Charlie... Charlie: Come on, come on, you're saying that if I was some pencil weenie guy, living in a shack and taking the bus to my job selling oranges in the free way off ramp you'd still love me? Mia: Yes, I would still love you. Charlie: Okay, I understand now. Mia: Good. Charlie: You're insane. Mia: Why, because I love the real you? Charlie: No, no, because you think there is a real me. Mia: Would you believe I loved you if my eyes had rolled back my head had blown off? Charlie: It would be a start. Mia: Alright, I guess we're just gonna have to try again. Charlie: Hang on, hang on, how am I gonna know you're not faking it just to make me feel better? Mia: Honey, if I was gonna fake it, don't you think I would've done it the first time

Kiss the girl

There you see her, sitting there across the way. She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her and you don't know why but you're dying to try, you wanna kiss the girl. Yes, you want her. Look at her, you know you do. Possible she wants you too , there is one way to ask her. It don't take a word, not a single word , go on and kiss the girl . Sha la la la la la My oh my, look at the boy, too shy , he ain't gonna kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la Ain't that sad? Ain't it a shame?  Too bad, he gonna miss the girl. Now's your moment. Ya, ya, ya Floating a blue lagoon. Ya, ya Boy you better do it soon , no time will be better. Ya, ya, ya, ya She don't say a word and she won't say a word  until you kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la Don't be scared , you got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl. Sha la la la la la Don't stop now, don't try to hide it how you wanna kiss the girl. Sha la l