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Just let me brush my teeth

Two and a half men, season 10. Walden is determined to find someone who loves him for him, not what he has. He finds her but under a bigfat lie. His life is changing and it seems to have consequences he did not predict... Walden: Alan, wake up. Alan: What...? Walden... what am I doing in your bed. I-i-i  must've been sleep walking, I... Walden: Che, relax Alan, I just want to talk. Alan: What's going on? It's three in the morning.  Walden: I-I haven't been able to sleep. I-i-in fact my whole life is falling apart. I'm-li- I'm losing my hair, I'm-I'm gaining weight, I'm all itchy and twitchy, and I-I haven't had a solid stool in a week! Alan: So far you're describing my typical Tuesday.  Walden: T-the worst part is, I can't get an erection . Alan: Ah alright, just let me brush my teeth. -starts getting out of bed-  Walden: ...Whoah, whoah,whoah,whoah wha...  ...What? Alan: What?  ... Alan: Well if you want your boner back

Day 5; A picture of somewhere you've been to.

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Okay,this is kind of sad but I've only been to Montenegro, as in outside of Serbia... So I only have those pictures. I always stay in Kumbor, it has the most beautiful beaches and water. Me and mom got freaking LUCKY at 2012 when we headed off there... The water, I'm not joking you guys, it was marvelous. ^^^ This was when you step right out from the door of the house we were staying at. It was small and really sweet. There were lots of spiders in there so mom had a job to do when we first got there. We were there for 7 days but I'm showing you the most exciting parts. :3 It was once a prison, now it's just a tourist attraction obviously. Can we just get around how beautiful everything is? That mountain ahead, the water itself. :3 Our boat waiting for us. :3  Right around here, we were in Zanjice. It's also a part of Montenegro but like a smaller town. The water was really that bright blue color. As long as I know for myself it has