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Okay, I got this freakishly hard request/dare to play out and write a whole episode of Two and a half men here by my choice, so...Please, the title says it all, what you're practically going to see is a full episode in roles, written down. DON'T CLICK CONTINUE. THIS WILL BE HARD TO DO. BUT I DID IT.

Two and a half men, season 10. Walden is determined to find someone who loves him for him, not what he has. He finds her but under a bigfat lie. His life is changing and it seems to have consequences he did not predict... Walden: Alan, wake up. Alan: What...? Walden... what am I doing in your bed. I-i-i  must've been sleep walking, I... Walden: Che, relax Alan, I just want to talk. Alan: What's going on? It's three in the morning.  Walden: I-I haven't been able to sleep. I-i-in fact my whole life is falling apart. I'm-li- I'm losing my hair, I'm-I'm gaining weight, I'm all itchy and twitchy, and I-I haven't had a solid stool in a week! Alan: So far you're describing my typical Tuesday.  Walden: T-the worst part is, I can't get an erection . Alan: Ah alright, just let me brush my teeth. -starts getting out of bed-  Walden: ...Whoah, whoah,whoah,whoah wha...  ...What? Alan: What?  ... Alan: Well if you want your boner back...

Charlie failed at first time sex with Mia 'cause he was sober. Mia: Charlie, listen to me. I love YOU, not your money or your car or your house or your skills in bed. Charlie: What's left?! Mia: Charlie... Charlie: Come on, come on, you're saying that if I was some pencil weenie guy, living in a shack and taking the bus to my job selling oranges in the free way off ramp you'd still love me? Mia: Yes, I would still love you. Charlie: Okay, I understand now. Mia: Good. Charlie: You're insane. Mia: Why, because I love the real you? Charlie: No, no, because you think there is a real me. Mia: Would you believe I loved you if my eyes had rolled back my head had blown off? Charlie: It would be a start. Mia: Alright, I guess we're just gonna have to try again. Charlie: Hang on, hang on, how am I gonna know you're not faking it just to make me feel better? Mia: Honey, if I was gonna fake it, don't you think I would've done it the first time...

Joy to the world, I'm getting laid. I'm getting laid toniight. We'll light the yulog, deck the halls and then we'll play some jingle balls. It's been a real long wait, this is our second date.  It's Christmas eve and I'm getting laaid. ... Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oria. Tonight I'm boinking Gloriaa.  4 call girls, 3 French maids, 2 driunk twins and a lap dance in a pear tree.  Is there a time where I don't love Charlie H? :D ♡

Two and a half men - 05x15 Charlie's at his shrink .

Oh mah god! I just started watching season 11 in Two and a half men, and I can tell you... I'm not feeling it. ;P But! I found out, Charlie had a freaking daughter for the past 20 years! That's even before Alan showed up! Her name is Jenny I believe, if it's spelled that way. ^w^ She's exactly like Charlie.. I am so proud, but Alan is fucking pissing me off! -.- After season 5, he's just been a slimy, gay, kiss up bitch. -.- Berta is awesome still but without Charlie.. I don't know guys, I'm not feeling it. It might sound so crazy but I was LITERALLY obsessed with it, eveything was funny, episode after epsode, season after season, In one night I watch a whole season. ;w; I just ate lunch and I am talking to Alexander! :3 He's a friend a met last night! Marija introduced us! Them two are in the same class and she said we're lot alike so we met! He's coool and funny. Well, that's it.. But yeah! I will continue watchin'!

As this wonderful year draws to an end, I send this note to family and friend; So thankful are we for blessings galore, Like Charlie’s fiancée. A lady, not a whore... And young master Jake is growing like a weed, He makes us all proud. Not a waste of my seed. He tried his darndest in every class And made 10th grade by the skin of his ass... And our sweet mother Evelyn had a small operation, Her ‘secret garden’ needed rejuvenation... And what about the author of this Christmas poem, He’s healthy and happy in his beautiful home. And while some will argue that he’s just a leach It bothers him not, he lives at the beach. Happy holidays from the Happy Harper’s :33 Charlie's reaction; You’re sad, pathetic, lonely and blue. If I gave a rats-ass, I’d worry about you. :3 The best.freaking.show.ever. The best.freaking.man.in the.world. <33

Fuck you. I actually thought i liked you bitches! And no, i didn't mean you . :P I almost never do. XD Alan: Hello. I'm Charlie's brother Alan.  I wanna thank you all for coming. I know this is a sad day for all of us.  Blond whore: Speak for yourself.  Alan: O-ok, Uhm, I understand that some of you may have, "mixed" feelings, but, i-i think we can all agree that Charlie lived life to it's fullest and,and gave it everything he had. Brown bitch: Gave me harpies. Chelsea: Clamidia.  Other brown bitch: Vaginal wards. Evelyn: Excuse me, this is my dead son we're talking about. I loved him and i'm devastated that he's gone. Leaving me with nothing but my memories and my regrets and the listing for his beautiful front beach Malibue, with 3 bedrooms and 3 and a half bad's. And a beautiful panoramic oceans view.  Help yourself to brochures out by the coffee.  Alan:.. Thank you, mom. Um Anyway- Evelyn: Open house is Sunday, 13 to 17h. A...

Charlie bawls over Chelsea leaving 'cause he over-reacted to her spending time with a Charity dude Brad. --in Alan's room-- Alan: Charlie? Charlie: I can't sleep in my bed, it smells like Chelsea.  Alan: O-oh ok, well, why don't you stay here and i'll go sleep in your room. -tries to get up- Charlie: N-no, don't go. -pulls him down- I don't wanna be alone. Alan: A-alright... You're wearing pajama bottoms right?  Charlie: Shhhh. Alan: Exactly how drunk are you?  Charlie: -puts his arms around Alan in the spoon position-  Alan: Both questions, asked and answered ._.  --mean time-- --at the end-- Charlie is upset and hurt and is looking over his balcony. Evelyn(his mom); I just got a call from Chelsea. Charlie: Yeah? Evelyn: She said she wants to post-pone the wedding. Charlie: I know.. Evelyn: I'm sorry. Charlie: Thanks. Evelyn; Believe or not, i do love you and i hate to see you hurt. Charlie: Yeah well, i guess kinda had it ...

Season 6, episode 16. Charlie and his new girlfriend are watching a basketball game..->  Episode 16 I didn't remember his girlfriends name.. owo UPDATE; Chelsea: It seems to me that it would be more fair that if everybody on both basketball teams was the same height. Charlie: That's how it seems to you huh? Chelsea: Yeah, like in boxing. Heavy weights fight heavy weights, light weights fight light weights.  Charlie: So,in your world, everybody on a basketball team would be say, 6'5 and they would only play other teams that we're 6'5?  Chelsea: Exactly! That way no one would have unfair advantage.  Charlie: Huh, that's very interesting. Chelsea: You really think so? :3  Charlie: No, but it's less likely to start a fight than,"That's the dumbest thing i've ever heard". xP Chelsea: And yet you said it anyway.  Chelsea: Listen, i've gotta talk to you about something. Charlie: Okay, dumb was a poor choice of words.  Chels...

Wow!! <3 I hit to season 6 already! <3 I don't honestly like it that much... i hated how Kandi and Alan broke up, it just wasn't fair!...Sorry for spoilers.. ;_; It's all the same... Even Evelyn got married again and the husband died on the day of their wedding... from a heart attack... of too much excitement... if you know what  i mean. ;) Jake is getting-...Charlie might have made a baby to a woman! o.o Ten years ago!...I'll see..~! Anyway! Jake is getting so cute! :3 He's tall, he's not fat anymore... his face is cute! ^w^... I love this show!!

Two and a half men, Episode 24 in Season 3. Read it please... how a brother did something... and it get's so hit on his nose... Charlie decided to marry Mia and right before the wedding...