IT'S A SIN! RUN AWAY

Oh... i heard the most ridiculous thing today...
GUYS.
 HEAR ME OUT.
 EPIC NEWS.
VERY IMPORTANT.
Celebrating Halloween is a sin. -.-
STOP CELEBRATING! Do you understand me? Do this, or otherwise Satan will bring you to his side!
... Fuck. you.

I hate those sorts of bullshit. -.-
Why is it a sin?
It's said on the internet from a side of some dumb 'doctor' that he REALIZED out of NOWHERE, oh my god! That on halloween kids were stolen from the side of Satan and brought to the dark side and if not killed and never appeared again.
And that Halloween is the day that Satan was born...
-.-... I have no comments.
STOP CELEBRATING!
The doctor says so... You have to believe it right away! A man went into church so THAT MUST mean, his heart is pure! Rawr! -.-

Comments

  1. UnknownFebruary 25, 2013 at 3:56 PM

    i hate any and all jesus freaks...
    halloween was originally a night of "evil" but now its not so much. Now its where people scare the shit out of other people, and get free candah :3

    oh...and baby, i am gonna force you through the old mansfield prison. on halloween they set the ENTIRE place up with themes and stuff, you go through a tour and things scare you the entire way! >:3

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